At 93 years, Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe has grown into one wise leader.
Lots of funny quotes linked to him have been shared by the leader gaining a lot of attention especially from their hilarious messages.
1. Don’t fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.
2. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
3. If your man is cheating on you don’t argue with him my sister because you will not win. Save your self from High blood pressure, Just change all the names of the girls on his phone, do not delete the numbers. Mix them, replace Natasha with Lisa, Nikki with Grace so on and on, wait the moment he’s gonna call or sms them one by one. Make your self a cup of coffie and relax, you’ll thank me later.
4. Nobody walks faster than a man accompanying an ugly girl in the morning after a one night stand.
5. You need to stop assuming that every woman doing better than you has a sugar daddy.
6. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed.
7. Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another.
8. When your girlfriend meets a Rich man you say she’s a gold digger ,but when your sister meets a Rich man you say she’s Blessed, My Brother the thunder that Will Strike you is coming from India.
9. I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.
10. The voice of Mr Bush and the voice of Mr Blair can’t decide who shall rule in Zimbabwe, who shall rule in Africa, who shall rule in Asia, who shall rule in Venezuela, who shall rule in Iran, who shall rule in Iraq.
11. Floyd Mayweather should come to Africa and beat more WHITES so that they can return the land
12. Mayweather $300 million for just 1 fight. May God punish any teacher that separate my son while fighting in the school.
13. The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans.
14. Our economy is a hundred times better, than the average African economy. Outside South Africa, what country is [as good as] Zimbabwe? … What is lacking now are goods on the shelves-that is all.
15. Only God who appointed me will remove me.
16. The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.
